Playwright

(Buyer walks in)

Buyer: Do you have it?

Dealer: What’s it to ya?

Buyer: Don’t you mess with me! I got the cash just like I promised!

Dealer: Woah, calm down buddy, I got what you’re looking for, just give me a second.

Buyer: I don’t have time for this! Give me the stuff now! I got people expecting me in a couple of minutes!

Dealer: (pulls out narcotics) Here it is, that’s going to be $200.

Buyer: No! You promised $150! I don’t have that kind of money for only 2 measly grams!

Dealer: I assure you this is quality stuff right here. Top of the line, grade A.

Buyer: No it ain’t. I’ve bought from you before, it’s not even worth $100, and you’re just taking advantage of this addiction.

Dealer: Hey buddy, if you don’t want it fine, I got plenty of people who will pay up for this.

Buyer: Fine. I only got $180 though.

Dealer: We got ourselves a deal. (Dealer hands over the bag)

(Cop sirens scream in the distance)

Dealer: It’s the pigs, I gotta get out of here! (Dealer takes the drugs, money, and runs)